years of pain faqs
What is Years of Pain? I mean, are you guys okay?
Well, we’re not in pain NOW, but we were. In high school. We were all really popular and it was lonely at the top. So many girls wanted to date us and we had to break a lot of hearts. So to celebrate our awesomeness (not our dorky ugliness or that fact that even the A/V club refused our advances) we have launched this humorous website that celebrates those immortal pictures of doom and gloom known as the yearbook picture. Enjoy.
So, what kind of pictures should I upload?
Well…we like yearbook pictures…but we’ll take any school related photos. If its normal in any way, we’ll send you back to high school. So show some initiative already. Funny. We’re looking for funny (or sexy) people.
I’ve uploaded a yearbook picture, but it isn’t on the site. What gives?
Well, either your photo is backlogged behind the 300 other yearbook pictures we got today or we – like your classmates from high school – don’t like you and thus don’t want to cooperate.
I’ve uploaded a yearbook picture, but you’ve changed it. What gives?
Well…as our package label reads…we’re edited for your pleasure. So deal with it.
What kind of information should I submit with my yearbook photo?
The who, what, where, why, and how (you were able to get your hair to look like that).
Hey, it took me 1,000 hours of therapy to get over high school and I really don’t want my picture on your website.
No problem. Just email us and send us the direct link to the photo post and we’ll do the rest. We take people’s privacy seriously.
Is Years of Pain free?
Of course. ..I mean…no. Send us money. Yes you dolts. Who would pay to use this?
I’m a Years of Pain groupie and I want to start wearing your merchandise to the next World of Warcraft tournament. Where can I get some gear?
Well…you can’t. Yet. But don’t despair, our storefront (along with merchandise for the entire Three Ring Blogs network) will be coming soon. But, if you really just have a coffee mug, then drop us an email. We’ll take care of it.
